Wednesday, October 21, 2015

My Final Post

I have been back in Chicago for a little more than a week now and the last 10 months have been quite a trip. I started out 2015 in a bad place with a lot of stress at work, lost an old rowing friend, John, in January and another work friend, Ken, in February. Looking back it was pretty ugly at the time and really the one thing I had to look forward to was my trip. I got a new boss and things at work had greatly improved but I was burned out and having a hard time envisioning the future.

The thought of leaving work, having no income, and not knowing what would happen was frankly a little nerve wracking at times, still is, and I had to ask myself if I was an idiot. But more depressing to me was the thought of continuing on with the path I was already on as I could not see another year of this, let alone another 25 years. So in some ways the decision to go was easy because not going was actually scarier. I would make the same decision today and looking back it is hard to believe all that has gone on this year, some of it seems like such a long time ago.

My bank account has taken a hit, and continues to do so for the moment, but mentally I am in a much better place, probably better than I have been in 10 years. And physically, not sitting at a desk stressed out all the time but walking and doing things every day has left me healthier than I have been in a long time. I actually lost 15 lbs. while traveling and got back to the weight I was after college. Now I just hope to keep it off. I visited three continents, 10 countries, lived in a tent in the African bush, saw the stars at night, climbed Table Mountain in Cape Town, learned to surf, hiked Machupicchu, improved my Spanish, kayaked in the Adriatic Sea, visited places I never thought I would, and met a lot of new people experiencing other cultures along the way. My life has been enriched by it and none of this would have ever happened if I had taken the easy road and stayed put.

All things come to an end and now the hard part begins, trying to figure out what comes next. Clearly a job but I can’t say that I had that ah-ha moment and I know exactly what to do. I know what I don’t want, I don’t want to get into another job that gets me all wound up in nots and stressed out like before, whatever it is I need to feel good at it, feel like it has some purpose and to be able to take time for myself on occasion. I have an offer to return to Cape Town and it is tempting as I really enjoyed my time in Cape Town, living there agreed with me. But with my parents in their mid/late 70’s I can’t see moving half way around the world right now. This week I also spoke with a recruiter about jobs that would be similar to what I did at Bretford but I can’t really say that I left the conversation inspired, if anything perhaps a little dejected at the idea of going back to this. So I am not really sure where that leave me.

I’d like to stay in Chicago but I may not. This place will always be my home but I surprised myself in that I did not miss as much here as I thought I would. The things that tied me here don't seem to have such a strong pull any more. I still enjoy rowing and would not mind coaching again but the teams I would row with I don't feel have anything for me any more. Most of my friends from that page of my life have moved on or they are too tied up the politics of rowing and it feels hard to talk to them. I wish them well but I have moved beyond it and wonder if they should not take a step back too. Besides I am more apt to take up kayaking or stand up paddle board now, a lot less political. Additionally, the financial situation of both the city and the state have me worried and I think it is going to get a lot worse before it gets better. I love Chicago but I am not sure I want to be here for what could be coming.

I have no idea what the future holds for me and leaving to travel this summer has probably complicated it but I know I would have regretted not going. Where will I end up in six months? Who the hell knows.

Sunday, October 11, 2015

Coffee Is Like Languages, Different From One Place To Another

Interestingly to me, coffee seems to be very much tied to local cultures and as varied and unique to a place as the language can be. Even in our age of Starbucks, so I guess individualism is not totally dead yet in our global world.

In the United States coffee is a relatively simple affair. Yes we have lattes, cappuccinos, frappuccinos, and so on, but plain coffee still is the mainstay. Bad coffee seems to take on a certain pride too and I can understand why Europeans think our coffee is garbage. But that is because they tend to like more fancy coffee, like lattes and cappuccinos, these are the same people who put ketchup on steak. I could not even find coffee like what they serve in the U.S., in Europe even at Starbucks.

In Botswana they drink instant coffee with milk out of a box. It is not really something you enjoy and frankly I suspect it is there more for the westerners. Since I did not spend time in a Botswana town I guess it is a bit hard for me to judge how the people from Botswana drink their coffee, but at our bush camp they drank it as instant with milk from a box and people really liked it.

They drink plain "American" coffee in South Africa but I am not sure that is the typical way they drink it and whatever coffee they drink, it is loaded with milk. Like half of it is milk. I would order coffee with just a little milk and tell them “it is impossible for you to put too much in it” and even then they always put 2x or 3x more milk then I usually put in.

Peru they like to drink coffee with no milk but lots and lots of sugar. In fact they always look at me strange when I would order coffee with some milk on the side. “You want a café con leche” they would say, no I want coffee with a little milk on the side. They are not the same thing but they could never quite get that in Peru so I gave up and just drank café con leche. Also they give you this coffee syrup thing that you add to hot water. Don’t know how to describe it other than something like a coffee concentrate you have to dilute.

In Croatia and Bosnia they tend to drink Turkish coffee, or Bosnian coffee, which I am told in Bosnia is different but I failed to understand how. This coffee is served in a pot they put over a torch and has coffee grind muck on the bottom. You don’t finish the coffee and are supposed to leave some of it behind doe to the muck. You also drink it out of little cups and they add lots of sugar like in Peru. I bought a Bosnian coffee set and have to figure out how to make it.

In Berlin and Prague you essentially drink a cappuccino, latte or espresso drink. They don’t seem to have simple coffee, a cappuccino, latte or espresso are simple coffee drinks. They have Starbucks here but they don’t have what I call “regular coffee” either. They have Coffee Americano but that is not exactly the same thing ether and more like an espresso drink.

Amsterdam if you go to the coffee shop you get a pot joint. I had to laugh as I heard somebody saying that you tell the Americans not to go to the coffee shop for coffee in the morning as I did on my last day. I did not know the pot houses would still be open at 7 am and just assumed. Of note they do have Starbucks in Amsterdam but it is just “Starbucks” and not “Starbucks Coffee”. Coffee shows up nowhere in the name or logos.

The Feel of Europe

In the three weeks of running around Europe, here is a little of what it is like.

Traffic lights are weird and poorly placed – The traffic lights in Europe have a yellow to warn you when it is about to go red but they also have a yellow to warn you when it is about to go green. I am not sure why they need to warn you the light is about to go green but 95% or more of the cars are stick shift so maybe they want you to get ready to go. But often I would notice that as soon as they red/yellow combo came up cars would take off early, which does not seem to be the point

The lights are all also on your side of the intersection and not the far side. So if you are the first car you should you have to crane your neck to look up around your rear view mirror or around the door posts of the windows to see the lights when they turn. Mind you the cars behind you can see the lights just fine and will let you know it is green if you don't realize it.

Stick shift cars are all there are – Everybody here has a stick shift, does not matter what type of car you drive. The big trucks are all stick shift vehicles, so are the tour buses and just about everything else on the road. It is the total opposite of what we drive in the U.S. and they have harder roads to maneuver. Reinforces my feeling that Americans are generally lazy drivers and or babies behind the wheel. Sorry if you are insulted by that but too bad, my car at home is a stick and has been since 1994 by the way. Self-driving cars may take off in the U.S., not personally excited about this, but I think they have an uphill road to get Europeans and the rest of the world to buy off on this.

Everything is old – You see it anywhere you go, the buildings go back to the 14th century, the streets are old, the history is old, everything is old. They have castles, real ones.
Dubrovnik Croatia
 
Amsterdam canal houses from the 1600's and 1700's
 
Eastern Europe – People are friendlier in Eastern Europe and seem to want to talk to you. I don’t know if this is an outcome of communism but everybody here wants greater ties to the west and really want westerners to have a good time when they visit. I would say they will bend over backwards to make sure you have everything you need. I lost my phone twice in Prague and both times I would say people went above and beyond to help find it. Restaurant service here is much better too but still not quite up to the standards in the United States.

They are also much more ready to talk positive about Europe and the United States. Especially the U.S. they seem to genuinely like us and want to have stronger ties to us, again probably a fall out from Communism and what seems to be a new Russian campaign to spread their influence.

Everything is much less expensive in Eastern Europe. Much less expensive! The same things cost more in Germany, Switzerland, the Netherlands and Great Britain than in Croatia, Bosnia, Hungry and the Czech Republic. I don’t think it is just the Euro is it because GB and Switzerland are also not on the Euro. Eastern Europe is the place to go if you want a nice vacation that is not crazy expensive.

Western Europe – People here are all business and don’t really want to be bothered by you. This was especially true in Berlin and Amsterdam but I am not sure if this is because they are big cities. Restaurant service here rather sucks, on the flip side I don’t think they expect to be tipped.

They don’t talk all that positive of the United States here and I think rather think of us similar as they do Russia, a big country that is just trying to throw its influence around with money, politics and military use. Perhaps the U.S. is just less aggressive in their eyes and probably a little incompetent. I heard it go so far in a news program as to heavily imply the U.S bombed the hospital in Kunduz on purpose. It was Doctors without Borders in the UK, not the reporter, and they have stopped just short of saying it. Probably because it is absurd and they could not give an intelligent answer as to why we would do something like that. But it seems to have some play in Western Europe that I would not expect in the U.S. or even Eastern Europe.
But they don’t seem to get along with each other in Europe well either and Germany seems to be the big punching bag of the EU right now. I heard some Italian minister talking about how they are being bullied into sanctions with Russia over the Ukraine by Germany, France and “other countries in the EU that have too much power and influence right now.” They generally don't seem to get along well with each other due to the economic problems in the Euro zone, so perhaps they are just rather pissy.

Everything costs more here and I spent more money in Berlin and Amsterdam than anywhere else and did less. A lot more on less.

Tourists are everywhere – It can be over the top and I have to wonder when the number of tourists ultimately ruin the very thing they are there to see. Some of them may like socialism over capitalism but they have no problem taking your money. Prague the number one example of tourism run amuck and ruining the city.
Crowds of tourists spill out into the streets in Prague, good luck driving a car here

Chicago wants to up it's tourism profile in the world and I sincerely hope it does not get this way. I think the mayor’s office is cracked for wanting to become more like Europe and all they see are dollar signs and not how it totally ruins the city. The city is much better when it is for the people who live there and not for the people who visit for a week. If you don't believe me, spend 20 minutes on the Charles Bridge in Prague, Checkpoint Charlie in Berlin, or the main road from the train station in Amsterdam.
Mayor Emmanuel, you and your predecessor Mayor Daley have already destroyed Navy Pier and parts of the park downtown, please do not ruin Chicago but keep it real. Less dollars perhaps but much nicer for both the people who live here and the tourists too.

Ghosts of Communism and WWII are everywhere – You see it in everything here. The recounting of WWII and the Nazis in Amsterdam, Germany and Prague. WWII has a different significance in Europe than it does in the U.S. It is probably more like the Civil War in the south.
The days of the Soviet Union are the same way and you can see it in the remnants of a divided Berlin, and the wars in the Balkans after the break up. You still feel it in Eastern Europe as they keep a wary eye over on Putin.
The faces of all those who died as a result of the Berlin Wall

Bullet riddled buildings in Sarajevo from the breakup of Yugoslavia
Europeans stinks of cigarettes – They totally smoke too much here and you can smell it on people, their breath and their clothing. They smell like an ash tray and I had forgotten what it was like back in the 90’s before it was banned in public places in the U.S. and such emphasis was placed to get people to stop smoking. Europeans are like smoke stacks and my Phillip Morris stock is quite safe for the time being.

Bike lanes are everywhere – They all smoke but oddly they also all ride bikes everywhere, sometimes while smoking, and Europe easily beats the most bike friendly places in the U.S.
Amsterdam is the clear winner here as I think there may be more bikes than people, but Berlin and Germany in general from what I saw of the countryside on the train, and Zurich Switzerland has tons of bikes and bike lanes in it too. Every major road includes a bike lane and the cars largely respect them, even if it does not work the other way around over there. There were also lots of people riding their bikes in Hungry, Slovkia and the Czech Republic when I drove up from Bosnia.

Wednesday October 7 to Saturday October 10 - Amsterdam

The people on the train with me do not shut up and have been loudly talking in German with one another for hours! The cabin is like a trap and keeps the sound in, they are so loud and I have no idea what they could be talking about since they don’t know one another, but they get along famously. Fine for a while but after several hours of this I have had enough, let’s get to Amsterdam! And Shut up!


That was my train ride from Berlin, maybe I am just tired and I did come down with a head cold in Amsterdam so that could be part of it too. But the lady in the train car was coughing all the time too so it is possible I got it from her. Who knows but after I got to Amsterdam I decided I would take a cab to my hotel, which of all things was a Tesla. There are a lot of nice cabs in Amsterdam and this city must be one of Elan Musk’s best markets as there are more Tesla’s here than I have ever seen in one place. And the vast majority are taxi cabs. They also have Mercedes and Audi cabs here, all sorts of cars that would easily cost $80k or more in the U.S. I made a comment of it to my driver and he told me the country supplements the taxi cabs here and they want nice ones. The train system is the same in Europe. He is surprised when I tell him that this does not occur in the U.S.

View from the windows of my room
The other thing of note is the driver thought my Amsterdam hotel was a sex house when we arrived. I think because he was interested in a new place, Amsterdam is going to be interesting.

For clarification, my hotel was not a sex house, just a four unit condo building that is more like a B&B, but the owner does not live there. Totally cool place I found on Trip Advisor called House of Amstel that overlooks the Amstel Canal on the border of the Red Light District. I would stay there again but the stairs are narrow and steep so returning home after a night of parting and the possibility you will literally kill yourself on the stairs is high.
They vacuum the streets here
There are a lot of strange people in this city, most of them guys in their 20’s, and they tend to be acting stupid and giggling. Perhaps thinking this is a sign that I have gotten old but the smell of pot wafts out into the streets and I find it somewhat ironic that you can’t smoke a cigarette inside here but Amsterdam has an entire economy about smoking joints in “coffee houses.” I think back to what my roommate in Peru, Ian, told me. “All the best pot in Amsterdam comes from Switzerland.” Don’t ask me why that is relevant but I figured he would get a kick out of me mentioning it.
 
The other thing I notice here is that people are very horny in Amsterdam and I have seen more kissing and feeling up than anywhere else I have been, noticeably so. I mean I am not stupid, I know Amsterdam has that reputation but good God, get a room. I even saw it some in the Anne Frank house. Another sign that I am old, nobody seems much interested in feeling me up.

The line outside of the Anne Frank house stretched around the corner and down to the house.

The line must be good for business because the church near the house literally has two gift shops built into it

Other than walk around I really did not do that much in Amsterdam. I did go to the Anne Frank house, as mentioned, and knew I needed to get their early so I decided to go over first thing when they opened. Good thing because I got there at 9:10, right after they started letting people in and the line was already an hour long and around the corner from the entrance on Pinsengracht Street. I thought about not doing it but I am glad I did as I would not have gone another time. Aside from the one bout of kissing mentioned earlier, the house is a rather somber affair. They tell the story of 13-year-old Anne Frank, her father Otto, mother Edith, sister 16-year-old Margot, the van Pels family Hermann, Auguste and their 16-year-old son Peter, and Otto Frank’s friend Fritz Pfeffer who hid in the back of the house for two years before the Nazi’s found them in 1944 and sent them all off to concentration camps. Of the four members of the Frank family and the other people hiding with them, all perished but the father, Otto. The diaries were saved by one of the work associates of Otto, who were helping them hide and eventually given to Otto after the war, who worked for several years to get them published.
Anne Frank

Photos are off the internet as photography is not allowed inside the museum and house.
 
Anne Frank house

Bookcase that hid the stairs to the upper rooms

Floor plan of the hiding place

The house is dark and stifling and you can only imagine what it must have been like, eight people living in a few small rooms with the shades drawn for two full years, hoping nobody would find you. In many ways the oppressive heat and stuffiness of the place is just as appropriate a part of the exhibit as showing the original diary in her handwriting, photographs, rooms and video documents of what happened. It is quite well done and other than the stifling feel of the place, perhaps the most memorable part of the entire exhibit is at the end they have opaque faces of everyone on a clear panels with images of the death camps behind them. It has been 60 years but that is not all that long when you start to think about it.
Amsterdam's bike parking garage next to the main train station
I went on a canal boat tour too but other than that, most of what I did in Amsterdam was walk around and see the city. The canals are a blackish water that ring the central city like horse shoes and it can be confusing to find your way around as the canals and narrow streets go off in every direction out from the center. I have a bad sense of direction anyway and it is even harder here without landmarks and an organization to how the city is laid out. I had a tourist map but not everything was on it so it did not always help.
Black bikes of Amsterdam, some of these things have been chained up for a long time, years in some cases
Everything is old here. The buildings in the original part were mostly constructed in the 1600s or 1700s, the canal boats are mostly all around 100 years old or older, even the bikes look old like they are all from the 1970’s. Of all the places I have been, including Dubrovnik, Amsterdam feels the oldest.
 
 
I only spend two nights in central Amsterdam and move out to a Marriott by the airport the last day so I can catch an early morning flight and it freaked me out a bit. The Marriott is essentially a business hotel with a conference center and everybody there were business execs. I had to wait an hour after checking in to take the shuttle back and got totally fidgety by all the business people having their business conference and eating their €22 lunch buffet, which like twice what you pay anywhere else for worse food. Let’s just say I was not liking the glimpse of a life I was getting ready to return to in the morning and going back to the U.S. and reality is going to be the last culture shock I need to deal with.

Some of the canal house boats that people live on, there are thousands in Amsterdam


So for my last few hours of freedom in my alternate reality I took my boat tour, walked around and enjoyed a few micro brews at a place called In de Wildeman and mourned the end of my trip some. I thought a little about where I was a year ago, where I might be a year from now, and mostly just sat there enjoying the last little bit of my trip.
In de Wildeman

As the sun was getting ready to go down I walked back over to the train station, hopped the train back out to the airport and watched the old part of Amsterdam receded as the train pulled out and started taking me somewhere else other than just the airport.

Saturday, October 10, 2015

Sunday October 4 to Wednesday October 7 - Berlin

So the first impressions I have of Germans is they are not very helpful people. The central train station in Berlin is big and has multiple floors and it was not easy to get anybody to help give me directions. Except for one guy, who was not German, they all wanted to run off as if I had some disease they did not want to catch. I had to ask four people where to go for the metro stop.

Checkpoint Charlie

Some of this can probably be chalked up to the ignorant American but I went to the ticket office to ask and the guy’s attitude was like I disgusted him. I had to pry to get more than a simple yes or no. On top of that he gave me bad directions on where to go to get to the local metro. To top it off, the guy actually was selling tickets to the train but never bothered to ask if I needed one. When I finally figured it out I had to go back and buy a ticket. He just glared at me like I needed to get my shit together to visit his country. It was like going and getting my driver’s license renewed.

Berlin is apparently swampy with a high water table so they have to pump the water out of constructions sites all the time, you see these blue pipes all over town.

My hotel was fairly close to the old Checkpoint Charlie post between East and West Berlins and after eating I walked around a bit and was quickly struck by how touristy Checkpoint Charlie is. It may have been a pretty serious place back in in the day but now it is more like Orlando. Tourist shops and photo opportunities for busloads of foreigners with cameras abound. You can even pose with guys dressed up as the American military in old cold war uniforms. If in 1984 Michael J. Fox pulled up on a DeLoran and transported somebody from Berlin “Back to the Future” would not believe it.

The next day I stayed in this area and the crowds and tourist things are even bigger in the daylight. Big tourist buses and crowds choke the street around Checkpoint Charlie, which is actually open to traffic if they can get through. I decided to go to the Checkpoint Charlie Museum, Trabi Museum, and Topography of Terror exhibit, all of which were a few blocks from one another.

The Checkpoint Charlie Museum is interesting but a bit scattered and disorganized. There is not logical layout to anything so you walk past the same exhibit multiple times. They also have a room dedicated to Ronald Regan and you would think his “tear down this wall” speech were the sole reasons the wall came down. Twenty-eight years of struggles by the East and West Germans against the DDR and Soviet Union had nothing to do with it. It was a bit over the top and made me wonder if somebody gave a big donation.

Old Trabi East German police car
For a time Audi and Trabi were actually part of the same car company

Filling our Trabi's up at the gas station during my tour, they are two stroke motors and require motor oil be added to the gas.

The Trabi Museum is dedicated to the little rattle trap they used to make called the Trabi and oddly enough, Audi has roots in the Trabi and they were originally the same company for some time. The museum also has an association with the Trabi Safari across the road and I figured I should take some type of tour if I wanted to see more of Berlin. What better way than behind the wheel of one of these little cars! It was a bit over priced but I did get to drive around and see several parts of the city that I suspect I just would not have gotten to on my own. But at the same time I had to concentrate on not running over the bicyclists, running red lights, or hitting another car so it was also a bit hard to concentrate on sights. Trabi’s are stick shift cars so if you can’t drive a stick you can’t really do this.

Topography of Terror is an exhibit by Berlin that has a large section of the Berlin wall and covers the rise of the Nazi’s before and during WWII and is on the former location of the party headquarters. It is very well done and sobering display of what the Nazi’s were like and how they came to power. There is also a section of the Berlin Wall here.

Berlin is a big bicycle town with bike lanes down every major street so instead of taking a cab or the train on the second day I rented a bike from my hotel. It was a good way to see the city but was a terrible little bicycle that was frankly a little embarrassing to ride around on. It was a girls bike with a basket on the back and three gear speeds and a huge sign for the hotel on back. It screamed tourist and had such a short wheelbase that it was difficult to steer. I’d rent a bike again but next time I would be a bit more choosey on where I got it from.
The last of the observation towers from the Berlin Wall
I had a grand plan of all sorts of places I would go but spent so much time at the Berlin Wall Memorial that I did not do but half of the things I planned. The memorial is on the opposite side of town and has a large section of the wall and the only remaining guard tower. The memorial covers several blocks along Bernaur Straβe, which was perhaps the most infamous sections of the wall because it cut through buildings that had their fronts in West Berlin but the back in East Berlin. Residents here used the buildings to escape until they were ultimately bricked up and torn down. Many of the buildings were torn down in the late 1960’s but some sat isolated and abandoned in no man’s land for decades. This included the Reunification Church of Christ which sat abandoned in the middle of the two walls until the DDR took it down in 1986.

Until the early 80's the East Germans laid this at the base of the wall to impale anybody who jumped over. They also had robotic machine guns that would fire if you triggered a sensor.
Part of the outer wall at the memorial
I really found this place interesting and spent hours here, and again it is free to the public. The exhibits cover all of the known escapes and failed attempts that occurred here, discuss what life was like for people in a divided Berlin, and have a memorial to all of the people who died as a result of the wall with their photographs. The vast majority are men between 16 and 30 who were killed. It is a bit surreal to think that 26+ years ago I would not even have been allowed to go here and it feels like such a different time that it is hard to believe that it is only since 1989 that the wall came down.
One of the hundreds who were killed between 1961 and 1989 as a result of the wall
All over Berlin you can see the results of WWII, while the city is much older than Chicago, the buildings typically are much newer and many are 40 to 60 years old at most. In the area where my hotel is located I saw perhaps two buildings that pre-dated the war, the remainder were of newer constructions from the 1950’s to 80’s. There is also a large number of open lots. But as for the division of Berlin to East and West, that has largely been erased except for tourist or memorial areas. If you did not know better you wouldn’t know the city was cut in two only 25 years ago.

Brandenburg Gate

It is a very modern city, even in the former East Berlin areas I visited. I’ve heard how terrible the Soviet architecture was but to be honest, it really is not all that bad and no worse than what you see today. In fact a lot of it reminds me of the 50’s and 60’s modernist architecture in the U.S. that is very simple but though of well today. So perhaps Soviet architecture is coming into its own too.

Two days is nowhere near enough to see Berlin and form many opinions but in the few days I have been here these are some of my observations.

  • There are lots of foreigners here, especially Americans. Everywhere I went it was not uncommon to hear English being spoken with an American accent.
  • Berlin seems to be a rather diverse city, with people from a lot of backgrounds and this is the first place I have noticed minorities.
  • Tourism in Berlin seems to be a big driver of the economy, like Prague. Some of the areas are so overwhelmed with it, it is like Navy Pier in Chicago and I would think it has to be annoying to Berliners.
  • Berlin and Germans are very businesslike and no nonsense. They go about their day and don’t seem to pay much mind to anything else, so I figure the tourists have to be even more annoying for them. Even at my hotel they were very no nonsense with me and quick. Not rude, just they would answer your question and move on. Restaurants brought you your food and that was it. Only the Italian restaurant, run by Italians, were they likely to ask if I needed anything else or how was everything.
  • The city seems to have moved past the divisions of the past well except for intended markers, there is not a lot left of that era only 25 years ago.
 

Monday, October 5, 2015

Friday October 2 to Sunday October 4 - Prague

The places I have been staying have been small private hotels with the exception of Prague where I stayed at a Courtyard Marriott a little out of the city center. I had points for free rooms and decided to save a little money in Prague. The hotel was typically used by business travelers so I think I, with my backpack, was probably a little out of the ordinary for them and on my last day I ate breakfast and suspect they thought I wandered in off the street. But they were very nice about it.

On my first day in the city I had to take my rental car back to the airport, which was more challenging than I figured. There seem to be no highway around Prague and the entire thing was on side streets that seem to have a speed camera every block or two. In fact I will consider it a real accomplishment and a lot of luck if I did not get busted in my rental car somewhere as they were also on the highways in Hungry, Slovakia and Prague. At the airport they went over the rental car very closely and the guy took a bunch of pictures when I turned it in. Usually in the U.S. I don’t think they even check it but here the guy took probably 4-5 pictures! Scratches thanks to that old man, good that I took out the insurance.
 
Once that was taken care of, I worked my way into the city and mostly just walked around getting myself orientated. The streets here follow no pattern and some of the corners don’t have street names on them. But when they do I can’t really understand them anyway, so getting around was definitely a challenge and I learned to look for landmarks. I tried to find the Beer Museum but never managed too. I found the Beer Museum Pub and you would think they would know where it is but when I asked two bartenders, they had heard of it but did not know where it was?! I did point out the name of their bar and eventually I gave up and moved on.


There are thousands of tours in Prague and that evening went on the Underground Prague tour as well as climbed to the top of the Town Hall. The tour was not the most polished thing but I did learn some things about Prague I would not have known otherwise.

  • The Old Town section of the city is not the oldest that would be the Prague Castle and buildings around it. But Old Town is older than New Town and the original structures are around 900 years old. Newer structures in Old Town are around 600 years old.
  • The Old Town section is prone to flooding, the most recent really bad floods were 2002 and 2013. So around 600 years ago they raised all the streets 3-7 meters and took out the hills so it was flat. What they did was burry the first floors of the houses so the Prague you see in Old Town is the second floor of the newer structures built above the old ones around 500-600 years ago on. My tour was the older structures now buried underground.
  • The Charles Bridge, the city icon, was actually partially destroyed by flooding in the late 1800’s and has been rebuilt. Additionally none of the statues on the bridge are original but all are copies. Not due to the flood of the 1800’s, although I saw the pictures and they probably lost a few then. But because after the fall of the Soviet Union the statues were not in the best shape and tourists had a tendency to climb on them and break a finger or an arm off. So they removed them all and made copies for the bridge.
  • The old homes were built with the doorways on the left side so they could defend against attackers using their right hands. Attackers had to use their left hand or reach across when trying to enter a structure. Makes sense.
  • Hitler is why they drive on the right side in Europe. Before the 1930’s the rest of Europe had left hand drive like the UK but Hitler changed it to drive on the right side. Don’t know why but it would explain why the UK still has left hand drive. A theory of why left hand drive is in the medieval times when people would fight it would be with their right hand. As such if you rode your horse on the right side you would have to reach across so they rode on the left side and this carried over when cars were invented at the start of the 20th century. Don’t know if this is true but copies the doorway construction and it does make logical sense.

Old Town square
 



After the tour I climbed the steps of the Town Hall bell tower to get a good view of the city. The Town Hall itself was actually destroyed by the Nazi’s in the closing days of WWII during a Czech uprising in 1945. The rebellion took over the Town Hall and raised the Czech flag and when they would not leave the Nazi’s brought in tanks and shelled the building, burning most of it down and destroying all sorts of city and historical records and artwork. After the tower was just a shell and the famous astronomical clock was ruined and needed to be reconstructed after the war. Only a small section of the original façade was saved and on my tour I saw pictures of that the communist ideas to build there were. They were strange, stark and very commie looking and including some strange bridge like structure. So what they wound up with is not so bad.

Elevator shaft and stairs up to the Town Hall tower

The following day I visited the Prague Castle and climbed the bell tower at St. Vitus Cathedral as well. At the top you can see where people have been carving their names into the stone caps, which is rather obnoxious. But as I was looking closer at them I realized this is not a new phenomenon, although there clearly was some recent names carved in. But there are some old dates, the oldest I saw was 1918. I also saw a very clear 1945 date and name and other dates were from the 1960’s and 70’s. So apparently defacing the bell tower has been a habit for over 100 years and possibly much longer but those names have either worn away or the stones have been replaced.

 
By the time I got down the place was packed with tourists and it was becoming hard to get around. I went into the St. Vitus Chapel but there were so many people in there I did not stay too long. For that matter the narrow streets were getting so crowded with tour groups it was hard to walk around so I figured it was time to move on.

St. Vitus Chapel

Prague has totally become a tourist destination, like Times Square and it is a bit over the top. The crowds in the streets can get really thick and frankly there is so much hawking of tourist tchotchkes that it is somewhat ruining the city. For example the famous Charles Bridge, the one with all the fake statues, is littered with people selling paintings, bracelets, musicians asking for money, and even caricature drawings, which I thought went out of style in the 1980’s. They block the bridge, people gawk and block the bridge even more, and the stands even get in the way of the statues. Shops are one thing but the bridge is totally ruined by this in my opinion and I don’t think they should allow it.
 

 
There are also pan handlers here too that take the curios method of kneeling in a prayer like position with their hands outstretched and a cup or hat for money. They don’t actually ask for money and sometimes they have a dog with them, one guy had it siting on his back while he was kneeling. Everywhere I’ve gone thus far, Sarajevo, Mostar, Prague, they have people bugging the tourists for money. Michigan Avenue in Chicago is the same way but the cops in Chicago will run them out sometimes. Dubrovnik was the exception but I suspect they run them out of Old Town too.


The entire city in some ways is turning out this way and it is sad to me. I really like Prague but think it would have been a much more interesting place to visit in the years just after the collapse of the Soviet Union and before it became a tourist stop for Western Europe. It does have odd moments, however. Like all the Asian tourists walking around. They totally stick out because of the large groups that block everything, their selfie camera sticks, and they are the only people who walk around wearing surgical masks. Why who the hell knows but if you are that worried about germs perhaps you should stay home. They are also all wired in to one another, the first one in the group talks into a small mike and the rest listen in on portable headsets.

The UK and Irish 20 something guys also stick out sometimes as they are often loud and sometimes pissed (drunk) too. These guys can be entertaining in their stupid behavior but they can be a bit annoying too. I was told on my kayak trip by Jan and Adrian that Prague has become a big stag party destination for the UK, like Las Vegas for Americans, and it has become somewhat embarrassing on how bad people have acted in Prague so the city is trying to push some of it out. I did not see anything crazy but can understand how that would get out of hand.

There are also Thai Message studios that have fish tanks that you stick your feet in so the fish can eat the dead skin off. Very strange and funny to watch as some guy sits above a fish tank with dozens of fish eating bits of his feet.



The Czech people themselves are very nice and I am struck by how well they all speak English. I reactivated my South African cell phone here and then promptly lost it at restaurants, twice. Both times everybody I talked with was very concerned and looked around for it. The hotel I was staying at looked up restaurant names and started calling them till we found the one I ate at because all I could remember was it had Pizza in the name. And both times the phone was still there when I went back to get it.

They also go out of their way to help you and when riding the train I was surprised at how often younger people give up their seat on the subway when somebody older gets on. Hardly anybody does this in Chicago but it happens almost instantly in Prague. Hell in Chicago guys will spread their legs wide or sit on the outside to block anybody from using the seat next to them.

I am glad to say that I do not appear old enough where anybody would give me their seat!
 
 

Sunday, October 4, 2015

The Feel of Peru

This is a bit overdue because of traveling and then not having much time once I arrived in Europe to follow up, but the Feel of South Africa postings got more hits than most and I thought a similar post from Peru was in order.

This is my last posting about Peru as the rest will focus on my time in Europe. Things of note from living in Peru for five weeks;

Smell of shit and people peeing in the street – This is not one of the more pleasant aspects of Peru but one that seems to be very present, at least in Cusco and the towns of the Sacred Valley. The sewer systems here are not up to western standards and as such, it is not uncommon to smell shit. It is not overpowering and you do get used to it after a while, but it is often there unless you are in a very touristy area. In these areas, like the old part of Cusco, the authorities must make sure that your noses are not offended. Tourism is a major part of the economy here, after all, so I guess it does not pay to make them think the place is dirty. Peruvians have to deal with it but they seem to not really give it a second thought.

For example, another reason I suspect it smells is people relieve themselves in the street. That is not to say that this is happening all the time everywhere, in truth I only saw it three times during my stay. But when I did see it, they were in the middle of the street in full view of everybody. I did a double take the first time I saw an old lady squatting down, relieving herself in Urubamba one evening. At first I thought she was hurt until I caught the whiff and saw the stream from under her.

Belch of exhaust from trucks and other vehicles – This is another unpleasant aspect of Peru, let’s just say that there is no word in Spanish for emissions control. The cars, in particular the older ones and the trucks, belch out dark clouds of exhaust all over the place and you can sometimes taste it in the air. Getting stuck behind an old truck on the roads when going uphill takes about 1 month off your life so now I figure I will die about a year earlier now.

Smell of herbs – Perhaps this is to help overpower the smell of the first two paragraphs, but I suspect it is just the way it is here with all the open air markets. But the smell of herbs and grasses are often present, especially if you are around the markets. But sometimes they are growing along the road or in somebody’s courtyard too.

Inca Cola and Cusquena Dark Beer – This is how a lot of Peruvians like to drink. In general they have a sweet tooth here and like to add sugar to just about everything and I guess beer is no exception. The mix is up to personal preference but it can be as little as a 20% Inca Cola – 80% beer to 50/50%. I’ve tried it several times as when in Rome, but my preference is to drink beer or drink cola but not both at the same time.
 
Drinking customs in Peru – They say Salud here and they don’t clink glasses. I get the impression they don’t like to do that very much. They also have a habit of pouring a little beer on the ground for “Mother Earth”. They do this inside or outside so sometimes they pour it on the floor. They also drink out of little glasses, they would be juice glasses in the U.S. and at least at my family, when they drank wine it was out of shot glasses.

Explosion of fireworks – They are ever present and sometimes at odd hours, like early in the morning.

People will walk right into you – I have heard this is true in Asia too, but people don’t seem to have a problem walking right into you and it can be a bit unnerving at first. Walking down a crowded street you can spend a lot of energy stepping aside and trying not to bump into somebody until you get annoyed by it and decide you will just make them move. My tactic was if somebody was walking side by side or taking up a lot of room, I would simply stop in front of them off to my side and wait for them to go around me. I suppose in some ways it was somewhat of a fuck you.

The old people – They are quiet and often have a vacant stare about them. That is not to imply that they are high, although I guess that could be a possibility, but it is more like they are just patiently waiting for something. Often they don’t talk but just look ahead, and when they do speak it is often only a few words. Norma’s mother was visiting a few times and whenever I sat at the table with her this is how it was. She would nibble on something and look ahead, occasionally saying a few words to Norma.

On the street it was much the same, the old people would be sitting there quietly staring off. They often are also dressed in traditional Peruvian clothing, wide brim sombreros and very colorful wool ponchos that have a hole in the middle and they would wear over their clothing like a “Snuggie” on TV.

The souvenir hawkers – They are everywhere in Cusco and try to get you to buy all sorts of things, Paintings for 1 Sol, winter hats with llama designs and puffy balls on them, wool gloves, petting a baby lamb, and so on. In the Plaza de Armas in Cusco they are everywhere but once you say no thankyou they do leave you alone.

The markets – This is the way of life in Peru, you don’t really go to the grocery store to buy things, you go to an open air market. In Lima I’m sure this is different and they do have smaller grocery stores in Cusco, but in the Sacred Valley you buy your meet from one vendor, bread from another, vegetables from another, and so on. There are little stores where you can buy canned goods or Inca Cola and beer, but the staples tend to come from the open air markets.
 
They are something to walk through as the food is everywhere. The germ-a-phoebes in the U.S. would not be able to handle it as everything is out in the open and nothing is kept cold. Meet for example just sits out for hours, flies and all. I think they might be healthier with some more refrigeration, but at the same time I have come to think that we in the western world have also gone way off in the opposite direction and could use a chill pill. I know people who toss out meat if it has been out of the refrigerator for an hour, in Peru it is never in the refrigerator.

 
The “colectivo” buses – Colectivo means collective and these small busses are the typical way to get around in Peru, they have them in South Africa too, and is not like anything in the U.S. In fact I would guess they would be very illegal and out of code for the U.S. The ones I took were often newer and more professional buses but there are old rattle traps that I think are less official too. I took one locally one night to get home, it had no seats but wood benches screwed to the floor (most of them were), a busted window and the sliding door did not really work right and would slide open on occasion while moving.

They do drive like maniacs, however, and it is often best not to pay too much attention to what is going on. It is quite common for all drivers in Peru to pass vehicles on blind corners or blind hills and in my time I did see several accidents but none too serious. One of my busses almost got into a head on collision, however, one day going down into Cusco when they got fed up and decided to pass a gas tanker in front of us on a blind corner and a car popped out in the opposite direction. Somebody in the back gave an audible gasp, which in Peru means it was pretty dam close.

They are quite reasonable to take and the 70 kilometer trip to go from Cusco to Urubamba was typically 6 Soles, or around $1.25. But they would also pack you in and every seat would be full. Typically there would be around 10 to 14 seats on a colectivo bus and you would be right against your neighbor who sometimes did not smell so nice or would be eating something that really stank. But for the most part they are just a part of traveling in Peru and frankly a pretty good solution for them.

The westerners – They are all over and stick out. Peru is some ways is not really that far out of a place to go now as tourism is a big part of their economy. It is to the point of being annoying in some places with all the tourist trap things going on. So it is very common to see westerners on the street in Cusco, Machupicchu, Ollantaytambo, and some of the other tourist places. The old town district of Cusco totally caters to them and there is even an Irish Bar.

Urubamba was different as it is not really a tourist town. You do see westerners on the street but they typically are other volunteers living in the area or ex-pats. There was one crass woman from the U.S. whom I guess was in her mid 60’s and has been living overseas since 2008 and in Peru for the past few years. She would often be in the same café I hung out in and often was very loud and cussing about one thing or another. There was also the guy who told me he was a Vietnam veteran the night of General Ollanta’s anniversary parade. He was dressed in all white linen and totally pissed (drunk). Nice guy but he had diarrhea of the mouth with me once he realized I was an American too. He had been living in the area for about 10 years.

People are small – I tower over Peruvians at 5’10” and this is another way to pick out the westerners. I would guess the average Peruvian is 5’6” and anybody my height or taller you could spot walking a block away.

The food – I have heard that Peruvian food is supposed to be very good but I did was rather bland if you ask me. Perhaps it is because I was living with a family and not eating out all that often but as I mentioned before, they have a sweet tooth in Peru and seem to add sugar to all sorts of stuff and spice to none of it.
Mind you, this is in no way criticizing the cooking at my host family, it was good and plentiful. Chicago is also a great city to eat in too but if you were living with me you would not experience it either. So this is not a criticism of the family I was living with. But we had boiled or French fried potatoes every day, sometimes twice in a day, and was very done with them by the time I left Peru. Rice is also another big staple but surprisingly spices don’t seem to get used much. One night I made my mom’s spaghetti sauce and gave it a little kick with spices and a few shots of Tabasco sauce and they really liked it.

They also eat with their hands a lot, which those who know my eating habits know I have a really hard time doing. I hate having food on my hands, don’t know why but it can border on obsessive. Often meat was on the bone and in big chunks and the only way to eat it was with your hands.

So in general I found Peruvian food rather bland and nothing all that exciting. I did have ceviche the last day in Peru and that was quite spicy and I liked that. Really good considering it is raw fish which I don’t eat.

The Plazas – The plazas are somewhat like the living rooms of Peruvian towns and a place where people go to hang out, socialize and occasionally take a nap. Every town has a Plaza de Armas in the center and often other plazas by other names. Cusco had tons of them and even Urubamba I knew of two other plazas in addition to the Plaza de Armas.

The plazas are essentially parks where you can relax, take a nap, talk with family and friends, buy something to eat, and so on.